Facebook musings of a Boy - Epi. 4

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>>Text Message sent at 1:45am to mobile: 646-284-****6209

Wat up, Rasta?

It's me, texting U. Hi. :-)

I got your #. No, you didn't actually give it to me... personally. But I got it. I can prank call U or breathe on the line, while U ask all scared, "WHO'S THERE?" like 5 times before I hang up to run to the bathroom. I'd pray U wouldn't *69 me back. Though... thinking about it, it might not be something I would be apposed to. Lol.

However, I'm now questioning how smart U R. I know, I know...the prettys can't actually be smart, right? It just wouldn't be fair to the world. Either U'R pretty and dumb or ugly & smart. Unless U'R Went, of course. But U'R not.

OK, jk. I know U R into wordl peace and would be offended at this comment. I'll fix it. Watch -->

There are people out there who R gorgeous AND smart. Like Went, but I already typed that. (my thumbs hurt :-/) But...Serisly? SERSLY?! Don't, for the life of all things that R holy and drenched in melted butter, put UR cellphone # on FB where a really obsessive high school friend can see it and bug her eyes out @ work and begin to reach for my phone. I mean her phone, HER PHONE! It's this girl I know. My...friend.

:-)

So, a little warning to that pretty face and legs of URS that I can see from behind these bushes where I'm hiding—NO, DON'T LOOK UP! Just stay where U R and none of UR sepia dorky friends will get hurt—just plz, DON'T share UR # on FB in places where 'my friend' can cross paths w/...or look thru every post on UR wall very closely to find it. It's hard enuf to contain herself from licking the screen every time she sees a new pic you posted, let alone dial UR # and force phone sex on U. Yes, that's right, phone raep, Mr. Sexlocks! Do U want that? Huh?! Yeah. I didn't think so. Long distance charges an all, U know. It's a biatch. But I swear I'll do it!

Shit! I mean she'll do it! Not me! It's my friend who's struggling! NOT ME! *breathes~

OK, she's telling me to end it here to go take a cold shower cuz she's getting all worked up to a slippery sweat.

<3,
UR friend, who haz a friend, who's UR at&t friend...who's in the shower.

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>>Text Message sent at 2:02 am to mobile: 646-284-****6209

OH! Call me. I'll be out here by UR bush all nite. Sexy flannel, btw. ;-)

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>>Text Message sent at 2:03 am to mobile: 646-284-****6209

Bring a blanket, please. It's kinda chilly out. :-/ thnx!

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>>Text Message sent at 2:55 am to mobile: 646-284-****6209

I have to pee! Just come out alredy! >-o