JAMES, I LOVE THEEE!!!

I seriously, looove thee!
You were bad ass and I wish I wasn't pathetic like you said. I don't wanna be normal! I wanna be an assassin too!!! *pouts*

I seriously didn't want the movie to end. I mean, i was waiting for this movie since last year! I would've sat there for hours just listening to your Scottish heavy accent that seeped out in just the right moments. American doesn't suite you and that's ok! It only makes you cuter! Awwww, look at him trying...sooo cute!

I would've sat there for hours watching in slow-mo as you walked out bare chested...tying your belt. If they only provided a remote in theaters. Oh, the hours of funn!!

Everyone thinks I'm nuts cuz i think you're made of little star sprinkles that shine while sprinkling over me as I stare memorized. Ok, maybe a bit exaggerated but...*shrug*. When the movie ended i turned to my sisters and they said good choice! I smiled and said, "I pick them well, don't I?" And I sooo do! Because of you!

My favorite part was when you were completely eager and excited (just like i was) when you saw Sloan curve the bullet. You were walking behind fat-lip-bitch and asked her if she could do it too. And you just kept talking and she kept silent and you just go, "Hello?" LMAO, i almost melted.

So in the car going home i was very curious and, you would laugh at this *chuckles*, I texted my brother (you don't know him...he used to be a Marine...sharp shooter and all) and asked him, "Can you curve a bullet?" and i pressed send. I wait and got a reply from him fairly quickly. It said, "No. But i can make my pee curve instead."

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahahah. What a funny asshole. I knew you'd laugh. :-D

So then, just then i realized i was completely out of my mind to think of changing jobs and become an assassin. (cuz whats the point? Bullets wont curve anyway). I was brought back down to reality and just laughed my ass off all the way home.

But of course, it didn't stop me from talking to you here as if you were reading. But hey, you just never know. You just might be! *waves hi*
No, I'm not crazy! :-D

Just wanted to say....DON'T STOP MAKING MOVIES!! plz.