Facebook musings of a Boy - Epi. 5

Dear Rasta,

Something funny came up on FB. Thanks to Nic, I laughed hard at my desk today at 10:38 in the morning after I ate my banana. So funny, I HAD to blog about it.

Nic suggested going to Urbandictionary.com and searching a persons name. I did and I hated mine. Apprantely, in the Urban world, I'm a flake. Lovely.

What's that? You want to read it? Ok, but please don't laugh. thanks.

Neri: To flake out at the last minute on an event planned far in advance. To be a bitch; a tool that flocks towards what might appear to be cool at that second.

Ya he said he's on his way he will be here any minute....or maybe he'll just pull a Neri.

I'm a bitch.

Sigh. I knew it.

So, since I have you on my brain when browsing FB, of course I had to search your name on urbandictionary.com. It only makes sense. I was curious. It got the best of me. Forgive me. So, please, tell me urbandictionary.com didn't really read my mind. Does my computer have ESPN? *gasp* Or is it Edward Cullen?

Luciano: A beautiful man who smokes pot.

Luciano smokes pot.

I stand corrected. I think I'll buy a pink mug with that as urbandictionary.com suggests.

Loves you in a ghetto urban way,
LadyN

ps. I slipped. On my birthday I told you I <3 you on my status. I don't know what got into me *snicker*, but I shouldn't have. Forgive me, but you were just too sweet for my already cavity filled teeth. Don't run away.


pps. I told you to mail me this scarf. (sigh I know, I know) But really, you don't have to. But if you're feeling generous and happen to be close to a post office...err...don't wash it. Thanks.