Lisp Guy - Episode 3

I'd gladly kiss and hug the weights at the gym that have helped you grow the new refined biceps you've grown over the weeks.

I'd gladly pop off my iPod earphones and turn off my favorite song just to listen to your voice when you find me on the train.

I'd gladly make you repeat what you just said just to see you get nervous over a word with lots of S's.

Though you're awkward and i think you've tried to avoid me...I'd gladly walk over the river and through the woods to get to work with you.

I'd gladly walk off balance again to rub up against your arm for a good 3 seconds before finding my balance again....and never apologize.

I'd gladly wear my dirty disposable contacts everyday, even though i can't see shit in them, just so you'd tell me again how good I looked without my glasses. *blushes*

I'd gladly put up every good picture that was ever taken of me on facebook and tag the shit out of them just so you'd find them and mention again how good i looked in at least one of them.

I'd gladly share a sparkling pomegranate drink with you again.

I'd gladly flick a steamed Edamame into your plate with my chop sticks and giggle cuz the sucker slipped away.

I'd gladly take up drinking cheap beer just so you can pop the cap with your key chain bottle opener you keep in your pocket.

I'd gladly rub Vicks on your chest just to make your cough go away.

I'd gladly punch the shit out of that girl that grabbed your arm at the party to get your attention. Thank goodness you're clueless and didn't hear her telling her friend she likes you.

I'd gladly punch her...again and again...


...Gladly.