I was trying to avoiding it at all costs and every ounce of what is already fucking annoying. I don't give a shit if i sound bitter. I don't care about it...it's not in my agenda...I don't think anything of it...If you like it, knock yourself out...No problem with me...I'm completely fine.
But when you're already bleeding to the point of dying — a boot has to find its way to your stomach and kick you while you're already down.
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Sent at 12:02pm today:
Hi Neri,
Okay open this picture and tell me what you think about this guy. He goes to Assembly of God church and he's my bestfriends nephew. His name is Elias and he's very nice.
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What do I think?
Hold on while I drop everything I'm doing and rush to give him a call before some other girl snatches him away because this is exactly the kind of man I was hoping for and needed on this lovely Valentines weekend. May cupids hover over me and murder me with their arrows.
I'm done.
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Wow! I feel like I need to hose down my computer after seeing that pic.
Oh boy...
Valentine's day, huh....
Not saying anything else here
LOL!
and Btw, the cupid's arrow could come across my head and spare me from this day...there's fucking red hearts everywhere here!
Oh honey.
I'm so sorry.
thank you for the supposrt. i knew you'd all understand. i love you in ways you'd never believe. (but not in a 'be mine' valentine way, just love you)
Happy normal-like-every-other-Saturday-of-every-month Saturday.
Who sent you this email???
I'll mow her down with my mamamobile. I'll do the nephew the same courtesy if he knew anything about it.
Hell, I'll turn Cupid to pulp for good measure.
*taking one of the arrows and aiming at the cupids*
Useless bloody pests.
Chin up! You never know what's behind the corner.
WHAT? The nerve some people have!
My cousin Beige. LMFAO mow her down. I dare ya to pulp a cupid! I'd like to see that!
Thanks SM Straight to the space between their cupid eyes!
The sun will come out tomorrow...betcha bottom dollar.
Exactly my point Erica *sigh*
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/2/11/1754036/Fire-hose-reel.jpg
For the ho's who need a large hose.
Thanks for the hose, ho. God knows I needed that!
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