HOLA!!!!!!!!!!!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm back.

:-(

To reality it is. *sigh*

Vanny, you were the best. You treated me like royalty and I love you. Not for the royalty part by for making me feel at home. I didn't even miss home, no joke. Seriously, thank you! For driving in the steaming heat to Spain in a car with no AC for hours just so I can see Spain—Correction: Scary Sevilla. We have to do that again...even if it hurts. For mothering me and hooking everything up and communicating with people who spoke a language I don't know. I would've been lost crying in a corner asking for my mommy. For teaching me how to swim in the ocean—Holy crapola, that was scary. For making me dinner :-). For letting me use your shower gel...shower and toilet. For sharing your dinner plate with me cuz mine had eyes and was too scary to eat on my won—I mean whole fish fried can be a bit much to look at, but it was delish! For not forcing me to eat snails. For taking my pictures exactly the way I instructed you to and not complaining. For the "How to..." videos. For tomato jelly! For lusting over men we can't have—together. For rolling in the sand after a wave crashed us into oblivion and laughing about it. For the excellent GSP that worked eve.ry.time. when it was actually on lol! I figure out that fucker. For fighting at the airport to get me the tax free back—47 euros! Woot! For your semi-complete Portuguese history lessons—I learned soo much...sometimes lol! For staying up while watching Twilight together while I fell asleep on the part when Edward almost has his way with Bella in her bedroom. Can't believe I missed it! And finally...For LIVIN' DEE LIFE WITH ME!!! :-D Holla!

Juma, you too are the best! Thanks for opening your house to two very tired "gypsies" who traveled to Spain and back, lugging around 500 luggages and too lazy to carry them. It was great meeting your husband and Mina ;-). Thanks for the free meals (I ATE SHARK MEAT! :-D)and showing us around town with great history lessons...and having your husband correct us after getting facts incorrect. lol! Your room was soo breezy i didn't even need my fan that night! *thumbs up* Ps. Your house is AMAZING! Jealous.

Funny story: (Well, there were thousands of funny stories but...) Vanny almost had heart failure at all the shoes I bought. She was a bit horrified. I almost couldn't fit them in my suitcases. The sales people were giddy because the boxes reached over their heads. And guess what? My fam said I should've bought more. lmfaoooooooooo. Remember I said I should've bought some shoes for my dad? Yup, that's right, he asked for his pair. *feels horrible* Online shopping it is.

I bought so much shit for everyone I was taking shit out of my suitcase for half an hour and watched them fight over shoes and jewelry. I think I saw tears and heard hisses. Hilarious.

I bought sausages that were confiscated from me at the airport. I couldn't take them out of the building. I think the officers took them home and ate them. The cheeses made it and the cakes. The Jellies and the Honey and the Wine are fine. *phew*

So, apparently, I lost weight. So much so, my mom isn't letting me eat much and watching my every consumption. *rolls eyes* My dad just stares and says I don't wanna be rude but you look good. lol *shakes head* How the hell do I keep it up now? *facepalm* Vanny, I think our 3 month plan of living in Spain till we fry to look like super models is definitely being considered. lmao. Jesus Christ.

oh and I'm fucking tannnnnnnn. ;-)

Pics coming soon!

ps. I have to give you your UNO game back, Van, it was hiding in my suitcase. Sneaky bastard.

I'll never forget this as long as I live. LOVE YOU ALL!