WisDUMB Tooth

Dear Tooth,

I'm sick of you.
You've only brought me pain and discomfort. I do not understand your meaning. Why do you exists? Why do you only come out when we're too busy with our lives to have time to pay you any attention. We're to busy making it in life as it is. Its tough enough. You, sir, have made it tougher. You hurt and you hurt. Never giving anything in return to the meaning of life. You're filthy, dirty and full of cavities. I cannot clean you because you're too far away. This results in a stinky breath. Thank you for embarrassing me in front of my colleagues.

Worst of all you've ruined my other teeth that actually matter and make me look pretty everyday. They are suffering because of you. Eventually they'll even need to be restrained with metal cords for years to make them straight again. Lets not even talk about the cost.

All because of you.

I will get you, you fucker. I'll get you good one day. No more hiding pieces of food in your crevasses. No more making me go back there to pick it out with my index finger. You don't even let my tongue pick it out quick without embarrassing me in front of my colleagues, you bastard!

One day...one day I'll have men in blue paper suits pull you the fuck out! And you'll never bother me again. I promise i wont even ask to take you home in a napkin. You don't deserve it.

Till then, STOP THROBBING YOU FOOD SUCKER!!!
I'll be watching you....verrrryyyy closely.

Sincerely, you're owner and temporary shelter provider,
-Neri

P.S. Thank you for giving me a sick day off work. I guess you are meant for something.


[EDIT] YOU'RE OUT!!! WOOT!! And I don't miss you both! Though, I do miss the drugs! Oh those drugs! I miss you soo. You made me a happier person. I was chill and relaxed because of you. You make movie watching an amazing experince! For you i'd yank another one of them suckers! Thank you!