Saturday, January 24, 2009

OH MY JON!!!!!!!

*squeals in a high pitch voice only dogs can hear for 35 to 45 minutes while jumping*

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OH MY FUCKING JON!!! I'M GOING!!!
I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET THEM!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WE'LL ACTUALLY BE FACE TO FUCKING FACE!!! LIKE, I CAN TOUCH IT AND SMILE UP AT HIM AND HUG HIM AND TOUCH HIM SOME MORE AND SMELL HIM AND TOUCH HIM AGAIN AND....AND....TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!!!

*chokes up*

oh god...this is too much. What am I gonna say?! What the hell will I say to him?!?! WHAT?!
What the hell will I wear?!?! What if I look awful in the picture?!?!?! I'LL DIEEE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO SAY TO HIM?!?!?!

*feels faint*

Oh my jesus. this is too much! I was having an awful day yesterday and I come home and my older sister gives both, me and my other sister, a card telling us it's some Chinese New years and her coworker from work sent us a card. I thought it was weird but my older sister is weird like that and so is her coworker. So I thought, ok. I open it and saw and I swear I died. I was confused and I thought, what? I don't get it..??? and she explains and says HELLOO WE'RE GOING!!!!!! I flipped a switch and not caring what my mom thought of my retardation and let my obsession show, I jumped as high as my pudgy legs would let me while screaming at the top of my lungs. My dad ran out of his room half asleep and asking hysterically what the hell was going on. I tried to calm down by I swear I couldn't. This doesn't happen to people like us! THEY DON'T! WE NEVER HAVE THE LUCK! I thought we weren't going to get the tix like EVER!!! She lied to us and told us she didn't get them. I've never been to something like this or have never met anyone that I love so much or EVER had the chance. I mean, you already know my luck in Cali.

*breathes*

This is the description for a 5 star VIP package:
A ticket in the first 10 rows (bloody hell, I can prob smell their sweat from there!)
5 star souvenir laminate
Meet and greet - photo op
Pre-show party! (wtf is that?!)
Exclusive New Kids on the Block gift bag (sperm in a cup?! Maybe? No?)
Parking
Crowd-free merchandise shopping
Discount coupon to the New Kids on the Block online store.
Plus! I'll be able to run to the back part of the arena to stage B where it rotates. (You'll see me running around the stage while it rotates keeping pace with wherever Jon is standing. Move Bitches, I have VIP!)

I can do this. I can do this.
No, I can't. What will I do?! WHAT DOES A PERSON DO?!?!?!!? :-/

Ok, I'm starving till March, FYI.

9 comments:

Music Food and Love said...

OMG! YAY!!! I'm so happy for you Neri!
you are going and have the time of your life!
I wanna see some pics after!

nicbeast said...

S.I.T.!!!!!!!!

LadyN said...

*excited!!!!*
Hell yes immma show the pics! LOL whether you like it or not Lmao Cheese and rice I'm nervous!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nic!!!!
I'll be doing that much more seriously now!!!!
Hope you're well btw! :-D

Spanks, gals!

Anonymous said...

Bottle their sweat and sell it! Or just the vapors... Either way, it's a gold mine!

*excited like she's the one with a life*

Van said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OHHH MY HAYSOSE!!
You did it!!
I am so happy for youuuuu!
LMFAO @ starving till March
But I am confused here.
Is this the Cruise or this other event you told me about?
Either way its awsome!!!!
You lucky ho!
And don't be nervous, I am sure you'll be fine honey
:)
OMFG!!!

LadyN said...

HAHAHAHHAAHaha SM! Brilliant. maybe i can sell it on ebay and make millions. or clone one.

This is the concert not the cruise Van. hahahaha FUCKIGN EXCITED!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!

thanks gals!

ok, off to excise. :-/

T. B. Back said...

Excited for you!

What to do?
*rolling eyes over diet plans*

Go grab your musical self AND your sister and start writing the bestest, shortest song to NKTOB ever.

Make it funny and you'll make it into to THEIR hall of fame.

Anonymous said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What else is there to say, huh? :D

LadyN said...

HAHAHAHAHAAH B!
everyone keeps saying that to us and i'm like yeahhhh noooo i'm goona be startruck to the point of speechlessness. it's retarded. BUT i did tell my sister (who is a BIGGER fan of Jordan than anyone in the creation of the world and her dream is to sing with him LOL) that IF the situation is cool or an ounce of ease then i will take the initiative to push my sister and tell Jordan that he HAS to sing somehitng with her. LOL. she sayys she will kill me if i do that but then i asked her which song shed liek to sing and she shot out the answer like it was already gonna happen. LOL! So we'll see.
but my gut says (and yes its a big one, hence the diet lol) it's not gonna happen.

:-D

THANKS ERICA!!! i know, there isn't anything else to say really, just GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOL!