This is my dad. He's a handsome fellah isn't he? :-) LOL!
He snores and always had problems since we can all remember. He found the cure. Isn't that something? :-) It only took a mask with a tube and head straps to match partial of his hair to end it all... and finally save my mom's ears.
I promise I have a point, lmao! I assure you he has a sense of humor. I'm not completely mocking the poor guy. Though, I laughed at him for 5 minutes straight and proceeded to document the moment with my iPhone just cuz... you know, I sort of had to. It's what daughters do. But I do have a point.
First thing he said was "Don't put that on Facebook!"
Of course not, dad. I would never!
But he didn't say anything about a blog. LOL *will die of bad daughter syndrome*
Point is... I think I might need one. I mean, it's not an emergency and it's not like i'm going to a doctor as we speak so she can diagnose me and prescribe me one. And it's not like anyone is saying I might need one, but shit, what if I do need one someday just to kill the snoring? I'm a bit scared. Ok, a lot-a-bit of scared.
I don't know how my life can get any sexier. Just imagining getting layed and having to push the guy off of ya right after to put this puppy on so you can "cuddle" and fall asleep. Or the poor guy waking up in the morning realizing you without makeup or your morning breath is probably the least of his concerns. I mean, seriously? I already have so many bad things going for me that are enough to, apparently, not grab any guys' attention. But imagine having to deal with one of these too? It would really kill my tiny chances that are keeping me surfaced.
Don't get me wrong, people need it and it's not a bad thing. It helps you breathe. I get it. But, I don't think I can handle anymore humiliation in life. I think I've had quite enough. I'd say: Fuck it, deal with the snoring, why don't you?
ps. I feel better today after yesterdays post. I have to poke fun at something. Here's a real pic of him to overide the first impression. See? I'm nice.
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"I don't think I can handle anymore humiliation in life"
I should say something encouraging here, but after what happened yesterday (took exam, was offered a D only out of pity, but I took it anyway, and left professor's office while she was staring at me with eyes saying: How did she get enrolled?)...
Anyhoo...
I mean there will be SO much more humiliation in life, I don't think you should worry over this. Imagine farting in front of Jon. What would be more embarrassing? See, put it in perspective ;)
Amen to what Sav said!
It's good to know your dad will be sleeping better. Oh, and he has a mustache! He could be portuguese! lol! you'll see... portuguese men and mustaches. My dad has one too!
Looool ur dad seems like a funneh guy! seriously!
can u believe he is just the way I somehow imagined??? FOR REALZ!! O.O
I know...the snoring....
My dad snores too...my dad could wake the whole neighbourhood if mom opened their bedroom window at night!
He took a sleeping testing machines to figure out how bad is his situation and it turns out he can die in his sleep, cuz when he snores he stops breathing and its bad, really bad.
Anyways, the solution for him is some surgery on his throat to help him breath better during sleep.
Don't know when he will take the surgery, but my mom did a couple years ago and she breathes fine during her sleep...AND NO SNORING NOISES!!
Sooooo, Neri my love relax, u won't be needing to wear that stuff if u want to stop snoring, u can just take this little simple surgery and voilá!
Didn't they recomend it to ur dad?
He would probably want a small surgery then having that mask all over his face, right?
My dad got this little rubber thing to have in his mouth during sleep. It juts the jaw out or something like it. It's supposed to be great (and possibly less scary than your dad's apparatus).
Unfortunately, we still don't know if the thing works, cause my mom saw him all jut-jawed and laughed so hard he threw it into the wall and refused to ever use it.
God punished her cruelty immediately and she still has to share a bed that vibrates from dad's snoring. She'll do it till death or till she goes deaf, whichever comes first.
Ooops, just saw Vannies comment.
That surgery is great. the hard part is wearing two plastic tubes coming out of you nose for a week.
Do not schedule interviews during that time!
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH SM youre right Farting infront of Jon is far worse. What was i thinking? But it would be worse to have him see me in this mask AND fart infront of him at the same time. Now THAT would be mortifying. LMAO!
It must be a spanish/europian thing, Juma. Usually men who look like him have mustaches. lol He promised me once to shave it off. I've never seen him without it...ever.
See? that just scares me Van. If I needed it I wouldn't want a SUREGURY! YIKES! Scary! but then waring a mask to sleep all your life would prob be worse LOL hmmm.
Idk. it's scary. :-/
LMAOOOOO Beige. Poor dad. We so did that to him when we saw him with it. LOL. But hes funny like that so he doens't give a shit.
If I ever need tube in my nose I'll def not try to find jobs at that period. LOL! Cross my heart.
...that would be the best ice breaker btw.
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