Never judge people by their sneakers

Sitting in the train going home, minding my own beeswax—my wandering eyes locked on "fresh" Adidas sneakers.


Hmmm, I thought, nice sneaks'. He's kinda wearing them funny but hey guys are weird with style in Boston. He's pimpin' 'em, i guess. Curious me wants to know if the hot sneaks matched a hot face...Work my way up the leg...hips...arms...chest...

...Quick, look away!