Lisp Guy - Episode 2

I forgot to tell you about this. Occurred weeks ago.

Lisp guy strikes again (and again lol).
The office went to an outing again to Beer Works, where you drink beer and more beer and attempt to play pool dizzy. Though for me it went - drink Smirnoffs and more Mike's hards and attempt to play pool not that dizzy.

I wasn't planning to play. There was no way of making a fool out of myself. Though when my coworker asked if I'd like to, someone in me answered "Sure!" Though when i noticed all the hot guys in my office surrounding me I mentioned how i really didn't know how to play. ;-) Well, why the hell not?

Lispy was standing by me and i jumped quick to ask how to hold the pole correctly *evil laugh* Brilliant Neri! Fumbling i go holding my pole and occasionally saying, "Like this?" while holding a confused look on my face. He kept directing me saying "no, there, that finger there, the other there." Yet i wasn't quite getting it right. ;-)

SUDDENLY, Lispy's hand reached and found mine....*gasp*....and guided my fingers to their correct position. Oh Haysoose! He let go and proceeded to do the unthinkable....

Using his pole (i should seriously find the correct name for this pole thingy) he showed me how to hold it and began to demonstrate how you make it move precisely in a way that would make any dirty mind (mine specifically) run at full speed. "And this is how you slide the pole between your fingers to hit the ball" he said.

Yes, you guessed it, I went nuts.

You have got to be kidding me?! Is he serious!? Blinking repeatedly, i knew i wasn't hallucinating. I followed with my eyes and the pole was indeed sliding back and forth as he said it would. Again and again.

"Yup, i see it, there it goes." I said. HAHAHahahahaha!

The pool playing festivities continued and i didn't do bad at all. Made lots of shots and especially a couple difficult ones. *Proud* :-) I thought the whole pole experience was over but i was thankfully wrong. I was watching him play pool with his skillful fingers and his purple tie still on. (Which is something I mentioned to him later that night while waiting for the train together. As he stood over me again he said his purple shirt looked gay without it. No, it doesn't. *dreamy sigh*) So i watched him play and when he looked up and noticed i was there, he positioned his fingers on his pole again to torture me and asked, "Did you like doing this?"

SAY, WHAT?!? — WAIT, HUH?!? — WHAT, WHAT?!? — QUE, QUE?!?

I automatically looked around cuz surely he could not be asking me this! Smiling, because i couldn't help it, I stepped closer and asked, "What was that?" He asked me again while doing the pole action and i knew i wasn't hallucinating again. I knew he wasn't trying to be fresh. You can tell it in a person's face when they are, especially dirty guys. He, on the other hand, was actually really trying to be helpful. Completely sincere. Can you believe!? Is he that clueless and naive? Or just completely oblivious!? OR was it just me and my dirty mind!? I will never know. All i know is I continued smiling and answered as safely as i can with a "Oh yeah, I sure did! Thanks!"

...and replayed the whole thing in my head for the next 5 minutes.