Lisp Guy - Episode 1

I have a crush on a guy with a lisp.

He's the cutest thing with his deep blue eyes you can see from far away, a really warm nice smile and a lisp he tries to hide when he talks. Such a teddy bear, you'd wanna just hug and hang on to sometimes.

I see him on the train in the mornings and sometimes i try to hide to avoid awkward small talk. He's also taken and is happily in love with his GF, who he mentions and i cringe. He might even marry her from the looks of it, which is also the reason I stay away. I can't. It's too weird and I'm mad so I stay away. Why do all the good ones have to be taken?!

So i hide. When i can't and i HAVE to walk the whole bridge to work with him, (yes, he waits for me when he sees me. Such a gentleman, isn't he?! *rolls eyes*) we chat the whole way. Then at the end I'm glad i didn't hide cuz something i find funny always happens.

He stands over me in the train cuz he's tall, I'm short and we talk.... *sigh* his dreamy blue eyes...his lips... Stop it!

So yes, He's standing over me and as he's talking i suddenly feel him spit (cuz of course he has a lisp lol!) and it lands none other than on my LIPS! I was confused and mentally went — wait, what? Wtf was that?! When I realized it was him I automatically press my lips together to stop myself from laughing out loud because all i can think about at the moment was this would be the closest I'll ever get to suck on his saliva!!!!

I've never felt so happy for a lisp in my life. Thank you!